The internet was down yesterday so I could not update you on my life of leisure. Lets see???? I was at the pool all day Sunday and then again today. Yesterday I was coaxed into playing water polo by Fabrizio with the bright orange shorts and canary yellow shirt who runs activities. There were 4 against 8, which consisted of mostly young boys between the ages of 8-12. They were pretty serious about winning and were beating us pretty badly while I was in the goal. (first mistake) I decided to throw the brit who couldn´t score if his life depended on it (my team) into the goal and I started playing some serious offense. I got 5 goals, me so proud. I promised myself that I would not have a repeat performance of bullying the young boys like I did on Fraser Island in Australia.
Today, got to the pool early to secure my spot on a lovely beach chair with blue cushion foam to add to my princess experience. I heard volleyball over the loud speaker at 11:30 and since I am jonesing to play, I decided to go against my normal creed of playing the jungle ball. After the jungle ball was over and my team won every game, a German on my team who was actually good decided to keep the volleyball so some of us could play on. You see we were guided by the resort for the first hour, and now we were going to play without Juan and Rico who had no clue about the rules of the game. Y´know, our ¨guides... The German guy and I played as a doubles team and kicked some ass against a team of 4. The only time they scored was when they did something cheesy. The only bad thing abuot today is that my back is randomly acting up, I suspect it is related to the womanly thing but that is already TMI.
I sat at the pool all day, only breaking for buffet lunch. Buffer breakfast and dinner are included in our little honeymoon package here at the IFA Continental. The hotel left a bottle of champagne in our room. We had a good laugh about that one... Married... LOL Keith is too busy chasing the canary boys around to be worrying about our honeymoon...
I just finished my din din and I am contemplating another quiet evening due to the fact that I am walking funny due to my backache. I look like one of those old, fat people at the pool, except I choose not to show my assets to the whole world like they do. We have the 50 plus ladies sitting at the pool with no tops, and the old geezers with the cherry hammocks on. God help me, it is not an attractive sight either way.
Well, back to paradise...
